Before having sex, he goes out of the room and looked for a bed sheet.
“Ito, masarap sa feeling. Bagong laba yan.”
“Pinalaundry ko.” He then handed me the linen sheet, “Lagay mo na.”
“Gago bakit ako? Eh okay naman akong walang bed sheet!”
“Lagay mo na sige na. Para may silbi ka naman sa apartment.”
“Puta ka rin eno, kupal ka talaga. Ako pa talaga pinalagay mo.”
“Sige na nakakatamad eh. Ayoko talaga ng naglalagay ng bed sheet eh.”
“Ayoko rin eh!” But then I end up putting that newly washed beige bed sheet of his that doesn’t even fucking fit his bed. So we end up having sex on a bed with a slightly elevated ends because the size of the sheet and bed were not compatible.
I still don’t get it though, putting a bed sheet when in the end it will be nothing but wet and soaked with sex induced sweat, sex juices and cum.