I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
“Honestly… My bed is too comfortable.”
what a basic as fuck excuse, but it does the fuckin job
“For the last time I do what I want”
“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I forgot.”
… Well, I’m not that rude but, okay.
“Don’t look at me like that, I have a life.”
Just fits my blog.