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fatmomsgetfit:

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

“Honestly… My bed is too comfortable.”

what a basic as fuck excuse, but it does the fuckin job

“For the last time I do what I want”

Yeah basically.

“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I forgot.”

… Well, I’m not that rude but, okay.

“Don’t look at me like that, I have a life.”
Savage.

Just fits my blog.

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