Have you ever faked an orgasm? Muah 💋

Sadly yes….yes I have. Because way back in the day, if I wasn’t able to cum, I would naturally think it was something wrong with ME, instead of, I don’t know, having the confidence to show my partner how my body REALLY responded. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!?!

women, for the love of all things holy….do NOT fake it. Help teach him (yep, heterocentric here becuase I’m guessing women know how to get other women off) how to make your body purr.

And if it’s not happening for other reasons? That’s ok too…an honest “babe, my wheels won’t stop spinning…not gonna happen for me tonight” is ok too. Get him off and let him know he owes you one.

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